fancysomedisneymagic:

Coming Home

posted by: fancysomedisneymagic

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thedruff:

rhydondirty:

amagii:

Slamvender Town - Quad City DJ’s vs. Junichi Masuda

squeedge:

buyobanana:

themightynarwhal:

fabu-lass:

monkyman260:

fuckuimkawaiiashell:

givvethatfishawwhale:

bigbootybatterwitch:

popcornmassacre:

zimiestef:

mycroftsmuffins:

hiddle-stoned:

girl-panic:

fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.

That makes you 68% faster than the national average.

k

You read 808 words per minute.

That makes you 223% faster than the national average.

yeah no

You read 1,318 words per minute.
That makes you 427% faster than the national average.

chokes

You read 413 words per minute.
That makes you 65% faster than the national average.

sobbing

Omg^

You read 1060 words per minute. That makes you %324 faster than the national average.

WHAT

You read 215 words per minute.

That makes you 14% slower than the national average.

I READ SLOWER THAN AN 8TH GRADER.

You read 427 words per minute.
That makes you 71% faster than the national average.

oh!

You read 201 words per minute.
That makes you 20% slower than the national average

You read 634 words per minute.

That makes you 154% faster than the national average.

Faster than Squeedge amg.

squeedgeart:

The fruit of tonight’s labor.

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Ubububububu ;w;

I want Mischief & Mayhem. So badly. I’m gonna go cry now.

(via futileobsession, futileobsession)

I just want to stalk him all day for awesome posts and being awesome and other awesome related stuff. ;_;

vaguelyhuman:

Me, holding a gun and crying because there is a huge-ass spider under my desk somewhere with like 12 goddamn legs. I want to sleep but I can’t until this bastard’s blood is smeared on my walls. Socks isn’t helping either. She’s supposed to be a badass bug killer but she’s just sleeping through this crisis. GODDAMN SPIDERS IN MY GODDAMN HOUSE. GTFO, SPIDERS!!!!

Please go die for hating spiders, the fuck did they do to you? If anything they help by killing other pests.

Something for lovebutt.

dietchriss:

misfitwashere:

alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:

n0bodysdaughter:

atlas—:

“I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” -Iggy Pop

Iggy pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about having to bail him out of jail. The manager shows up and Iggy is drunk, disorderly, and wearing a dress. His manager asked “Ig, why are you wearing a womans dress?” and Iggy replied “I beg to differ, this is a mans dress.”

^ It’s like Eddie Izzard says - ‘They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.’

Fucking outstanding answer!

A+

Totally my cat when we first got her.

coelasquid:

ambidexterous:

Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.

What a cool idea! I have seen modified mens’ corset-vests before, but none this swanky.

God damn I want.